Holy macaroni!
Det är vissa Simpsons-citat som är helt gudomliga...Några exempel:
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Hey, we didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.
Marge (drinking a Long Island Iced Tea): I'd like to visit that Long Island Place, if only it were real.
Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.
Krusty: I'm sitting here with a smokin' monkey and I dont even know what the hell you are!
Sideshow Mel: Oh Krusty, you can be so cruel when you're sober.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Homer: Hey, we didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.
Marge (drinking a Long Island Iced Tea): I'd like to visit that Long Island Place, if only it were real.
Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.
Krusty: I'm sitting here with a smokin' monkey and I dont even know what the hell you are!
Sideshow Mel: Oh Krusty, you can be so cruel when you're sober.
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Postat av: Joakim "JoeZ - Cineasten" Engström
Homer är underbar :P... WHAT THA F**K IS THIS för reklam
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